What would you like to drink?

[Cyalaytr]

Hi can I take your order please.

Sure i'll have blaa blaa blaa and a coke.

Is Pepsi ok?

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Hi can I take your order please.

Sure i'll have blaa blaa blaa and a Pepsi.

Is Coke ok?

Ok so is just me or do I always seem to want what they dont have. Is there some law that says they can have both?? I am just wondering cause you can get about everything else in the world Except Pepsi or a coke when you want it.

Second thought here.. WHO the HELL thinks Sprite is some replasement for Mt Dew?

If you don't have Mt Dew can you just mix me up some vivrine and about 50 teaspoons of sugar in some piss colored water and call it good? Just don't offer me some Sally drink as a substitute.


SHEEEEEEEEEEEEZ

***steppin off podium***

CYA

[SHATOUSHKA]

oh gawd... you just described my sister perfectly.
it makes my skin CRAWL when i have to go out to
eat with her... because she pulls that shit
EVERY TIME!!!!! it doesn't matter where we go...
she's fumbling with the menu like its the friggin
rosetta stone... then, she'll close the menu...
like she knows what she wants....

but it never fails...

the waitperson will come over and ask for everyone's
order.. and then she'll open the menu AGAIN!!!
and ask "do you guys have blah blah blah?"
and then modify it in such a manner that you
wanna reach across the table/counter/area
FOR THEM!!!!!

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

[Hannibal]

do i do that?
I hope i'm not one of those people!
I am indecisive, but i dont change it.... i just take a while to decide what I want to eat...
I try to be quick at drive throughs, but it's hard.

[LdyAutumn]

Okay I know I new but have been on both sides of the spectrum. So had to speak up I realized your pissed when your oder is screwed but don't yell at me when I ask you five time to make sure your oder is right and hey how did this good waitperson end up working with these dumb asses anyway? Oh and shouldn't the manager put what we're ut of on the little special bord so we don't get yelled at by the poor people that just want to eat? Oh and I like diet Coke don't like the sugar but want the fizz and caffine.

[SHATOUSHKA]

i think it would take more time to list the items
you are out of as opposed to spending the time
to get more. (btw... glad ya posted, AU [img]smile.gif[/img] )

it doesn't bother me when people attempt to be
precise about what they order... heaven knows
i try to say EXACTLY what i want (and i hardly
get it)... but it is overly irritating when someone
like my sister goes to order because she....
UUUUUUUUGHHHH.... i'm annoyed just thinking about
it... i mean... if you can just imagine the
most annoying way to order... thats her...

here's an example (taken from applebee's menu
on THIS site)

______________________________________________
Applebee's Riblets & Chicken Fingers Combo
Lightly breaded chicken tenders and our famous
Riblets basted with your choice of Applebee's
Signature Barbecue Sauce or Applebee's Honey
Barbecue Sauce. Served with barbecue baked
beans, fries and cole slaw.
______________________________________________


i can easily think of 20 friggin questions my
sister will ask about this ONE menu item. and it
will just go on and on and ON AND ON!!!!!

1) "can i substitute the beans and slaw for more
fries and/or chicken fingers... blah blah..."

2) "can i exchange the breaded chicken fingers
for the buffalo wings?"

3) "can i get ranch dressing as a sauce instead of the BBQ?"

4) "how big are the riblets?"

5) "is it a pretty big meal? i mean, can two people
eat it easily? or do you think its just enough
for one person?"


<font size=30>ON AND ON AND ON!!!</font>

[Hannibal]

Makes me think of that night at TGIfridays with jassy and megs...
i asked that waitress a TON of questions [img]wink.gif[/img]

[zelazny]

Did you get her telephone number?

[Cyalaytr]

Wow Shatzy, I think you are the only one who got riled up as much as I do about it. But here is you another one. Everyone orders and they disappear only to come back and tell you they are out of the special.

Or... or.. how about when you go thru the drive thru and the person you are with does the old.. ummmmmmmm lets see what I want. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm Waits like 5 mins while staring at a menu that hasnt changed in the last 5 yrs. Blinking a few times and making mumble sounds like it is written in some foreign language and then when they finaly do decide what they want, they end up modifing it enough (no pickles or letuce) that you know the guy who is making is guarented to spit on it or something just cause it took him 3 times to make it right. But nooooooooo when you get home you take it out of the bag and whose order is fucked up? OHHHHHHHHHH no couldn't be the one who took and hr to order and then changed it. No yours is. I am so pissed that once I actually told the guy "hey I have $5.00, how about you toss something ina bag worth $5.00 and save us both the trouble" I dont think he found it funny. Oh well.

CYA

[Cyalaytr]

Shatzy...

I think we eat with the same people. Here is another example of what I get to put up with. We go out to eat ... before we even get to a resturant she will ask me where I want to eat. I will say ohhhhh Apple Bee's is fine.

Oh we can't eat there too noisy. Ok how about Some mexican place? No I had mexican for lunch. OK how about you make a choice? Na I am up for anything. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

OK then we finally make a choice, get to the resturant and I ask the special when we sit down. We order drink and then her menu pops open as I people watch. She will browser the menu for at least 10 minutes while the waitress has came back 2 or 3 times but now has seem to forgot about us or doesnt really care that I am ready to order.

As soon as she gets to the table to ask us what we want I am ready while she will ask the special again and then ask what I am having. You then see the waitress look at me like it is my fault. About now I now my order is going to get screwed.

As she does as your sister would and ask for everything on the order to be changed or subsituted to the point of extream-ness where it started as a hamburger and turns into chicken somehow. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

And then and only then will she make it a point to somehow notice someone close enough to listening proximity to us to hear what she said and say something about them like... "God can you believe she is with him?" And then I am thinking .. gee why eat the dude is prolly going pound the food back out of me in about 5 mins.


Why do we subject ourself to this.


Here is a another question. How come Wendys will take Check but no credit cards, but no visa. Yet McDonalds takes visa but no check and Taco Bell doesn't take anything?????


OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the life of not eating at home. And we wonder why Michale Doglass got piss in Falling Down.

CYA

[zelazny]

Heh.. i went eating with a few friends during a festival in the capital. Where we found this nice indian restaurant. So there we were, 7 people, sitting down there and when the waiter came and asked what we wanted to eat, they all ordered the cheapest meal [img]redface.gif[/img]